OKAY

so say i was hypothetically 18 years old and I went to one of those parts of Canada/Countries/Space where it was legal for 18+ to consume alcohol

but i was totally still an American citizen

could i legally drink?

Could I consume?





Chriddof: Everyone’s manipulating their bowel movementsIt’s cold and sunny these...

chriddof:

Everyone’s manipulating their bowel movements
It’s cold and sunny these days
I’m eating texas paprika doritos and a sandwich
The man hiding in the toilets has eyes up his arse

I once read a book about atomic tests in the Pacific
It’s getting warmer, maybe, I hope so
In Belgium every single house…








glitter-n-rainbows:

ladyprincessgeek-nerd:

freyja713:

thenightisnear:

vworpingtopigfarts:

deastrumquodvicis:

justbeencumberbatched:

yellowsock:

bowtiesandbamfs:

aithusaandriverwalking500miles:

mermaidoftheland:

amwwhora:

sn-wman:

her-imperious-condescension:

land of radiation and speakers
that doesnt sound healthy 

land of heat and cckwork
oh

Land of Glass and Light
Uh

In the land of light and light. (Oh the irony of it all. It is sunny for a good 2 weeks before the sun deserts us)

land of coffee and clockwork… ok then…

Land of Waves and Rain.
Makes sense.

Land of Shade and Shade. Heh.

Land of knives and light. Hm.

…Land of Frost and Genetics?  Because that makes sense!  Well, I suppose it would if I had a biolaboratory in my town, but I don’t, unless it’s very well hidden.

“The Land of Traffic and Shade” = Chicago
Omg

The Land of Coffee and Pizza… I don’t like coffee :’(

The Land of Knives and Genetics……hmmmmmmmm

The Land of Shade and Knives. Sounds accurate and more BAMF then it really is.

The Land of Wind and Knives. That’s nice.

ein-neues-monster:

hey look at all the tags i made and i have never seen a single episode of dr who

http://www.andrewhussie.com/comic.php?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00085-h.gif

You curl up into the bathtub and let little drops of water soak through your clothes. You like how it feels. You wish you were a fish. Not a mermaid, though. You would only be living half a life. Forever stuck in a purgatory waiting to be human. A human brain could never fully appreciate being a fish. Your existence would be a constant mascarade, trying to cover up how much you want to be something else, something more powerful.

No, you want to be a fish.

A fish can appreciate life. It takes things as they come. If it is scared or hungry it doesn’t try to cover up who it is or how it feels. Fish swim. Fish eat. Fish poop. Fish mate. A fishy life is a simple life. When you are a fish you don’t need to lie. 



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